Michael's Texas Embrace

People are ashamed to talk about the whoosh tube. But sometimes it bloops. This is no cause for shame.

Yesterday, at two different times, I walked through spiderwebs (two different ones). I checked myself thoroughly, but found no spiders. However, for many minutes after each incident, I perceived tingling and/or crawling sensations on my skin, where no spider was to be found.

Either the spiders were of the phantom variety, or my mind played subtle, gentle tricks on me.