Michael's Texas Embrace

I was thinking. Pink is the new black. Right? Okay, so if I wear all pink, and maybe put on some pink fingernail polish, does that make me New Goth? Since I would be wearing the new black, I think this must necessarily be true.

This is a call to arms, O people! This is a rallying cry! Let us be New Goth! Let us go into this bleak, tear-stained world, shimmering pink beacons of loneliness.