Michael's Texas Embrace

Here is an artist's depiction of the 50-something year old lady that stole between four and five dollars from my tip jar yesterday. Lady! We're a big store! You're on camera all the time! I know who you are, and I'm not making your sugar free cafe freeze with chocolate any more! Go to hell!

The thing in her mouth is either a giant bleeding earthworm or a dripping probiscis. I imagine she could have either one in her mouth. Her body is, of course, an oozing pile of shit.

Oh people of America! Next time you think about stealing tips from somebody who can't afford to buy the expensive frozen coffee drink you buy every day, make sure you're not a regular to that establishment and are not on camera, or you can guarantee that you will be drinking saliva and feces in the future.