Michael's Texas Embrace

While in the wilderness, we discovered ancient and mysterious markings on an ancient and mysterious rock wall and/or monolith. Does the skull forecast death for those who look upon it? Who was the Ragin' Cajun, and by what means did he/she come by that terrible rage? What significance does the past present hold? Is it a memorial for a gift that was lost or never recieved? Only extensive research and excavation will yield more clues.

If you would like to help fund this extremely important archeaological project, please send money so our team of scientists can buy supplies.

Or send the supplies themselves!

We need: a 1974 Gibson "Flying V" guitar and a stack amp made by either Marshall or Orange, to rock the artifacts out of the earth; a ring modulator (for spacey sound effects); tequila (and I mean A LOT, you know, for the dirt); probably some, um, brushes or shovels; a lot of microwave burritos and boxes of frozen taquitos; and a mummy. Thank you for your contributions.