Michael's Texas Embrace

>To: Beat Master Michae@Tha TX M-Brace
>From: Doug the Bug
>Subject: Doin it hard
>
>Yo M, that last song was a piece of shit!!!, I didn't know whether
>to put on a pink shirt or take a crap and fall asleep on a bus,
>F-U 4 that slow crap!!!!
>
>I need a song to get my girl in the mood for lovin, but I'm a fry cook
>at waffle house and I hate songs about feelings and stuff. And slow
>crap like that whack kitten song!!! (f-u!!) I like crappy drumz and
>thats it. If it aint pig it aint bacon, dog,, so put my lady in tha
>mood. She's in the next room naked and I needs a dope tracks!!
>Fast!!!
>
>Doug's cooking waffles,
>Yo.
>
>

This should work well.--ed.

Breakfast