Michael's Texas Embrace

Well, halloween is over, and it was pretty good! Me and Maggie went to a party dressed up, and looked rad. Maggie was Samara from "The Ring" and I was Kenshin from "Rurouni Kenshin."








Maggie made the costumes from sheets and a curtain (for my pants) and I'd say they looked pretty rocking for homemade sheet costumes. We expertly stained Maggie's dress with coffee and dirt. It smelled like a dirty coffee pot up close, but it was worth it.

And my costume got the ultimate anime-based costume compliment! An Asian girl carrying a huge sword yelled "Hey Kenshin, let me take your picture" while me and Murf were on sixth street dressed up. I mean, if you get the vote from the girls-with-giant-swords population, you win the election.

6th street on halloween was interesting. Most of the girls' costumes seemed to be "slut" in one form or another. There were angel sluts and pirate sluts and cop sluts and devil sluts and cowgirl sluts. Even a bankrobber slut. No slutty smurfette, though.

Me and Murf made a 20-minute long song about the hurricanes, and it is bad-ass sweet. And probably terribly offensive. There are screaming baby sound effects during the country ballad, for example. During the cannibalistic mom section. Umm...it's definately not for most people, I dare say. But it sounds way rad. I'd post it, but it's 20 minutes long, so, you know... You'll get to hear it, don't worry. Me and murf need a band name! What should we be? Hmmm...