Monday, April 03, 2006
Sir Pizzalus, I presume.
(This is in special "Andrew Haun" Format.)
"What ho! Your steed looks rather peaked! Is it well?"
"My God, sir! This is no horse, but a fine and freshly baked pizza I sit astride."
"You intend to besmirch my honor by insulting my powers of perception? Dismount sir, and prepare for combat!'
"The only battle I fight is against my own insatiable hunger."
"Which the gods have given to you in spades, I see."
"You mock, I think, my gut."
"Only in that I meant to point out what I consider to be a wildly repulsive feature of your appearance. And your stench is overwhelming."
"I was hoping the smell of the pizza would cover that up."
"It does nothing to that effect, I assure you. Now dismount from that pizza and fight!"
"Just to let you know, I mean to slide down the hill on this pizza."
"The village is below! My daughters will be crushed!"
"Along with the Iospherical observatory."
"You made that up just now."
"I find that life is merely a long succession of convenient half-truths. There is an Iospherical Observatory. But it is two villages to the west."
"Yes, I find the same thing to be true."
"Would you like a pepperoni?"
"All of my days, I do."
A link! (to the thing that was linked before.)
(I was trying to write a Bright-eyesish country song this one time, and ended up adding a bunch of not-very-country-sounding things to it. You know how it goes.)
"What ho! Your steed looks rather peaked! Is it well?"
"My God, sir! This is no horse, but a fine and freshly baked pizza I sit astride."
"You intend to besmirch my honor by insulting my powers of perception? Dismount sir, and prepare for combat!'
"The only battle I fight is against my own insatiable hunger."
"Which the gods have given to you in spades, I see."
"You mock, I think, my gut."
"Only in that I meant to point out what I consider to be a wildly repulsive feature of your appearance. And your stench is overwhelming."
"I was hoping the smell of the pizza would cover that up."
"It does nothing to that effect, I assure you. Now dismount from that pizza and fight!"
"Just to let you know, I mean to slide down the hill on this pizza."
"The village is below! My daughters will be crushed!"
"Along with the Iospherical observatory."
"You made that up just now."
"I find that life is merely a long succession of convenient half-truths. There is an Iospherical Observatory. But it is two villages to the west."
"Yes, I find the same thing to be true."
"Would you like a pepperoni?"
"All of my days, I do."
A link! (to the thing that was linked before.)
(I was trying to write a Bright-eyesish country song this one time, and ended up adding a bunch of not-very-country-sounding things to it. You know how it goes.)
# posted by Michael : 3:52 PM
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damn damn damn you inspire me so.
i will rise above my social shackles and consume pizza with the animals!
i will rise above my social shackles and consume pizza with the animals!
i must admit, i was not at first impressed with this pizza song. perhaps i was distracted. however, i just realized that in the past couple of days i have listened to this pizza song perhaps 12 times. i think you have another winning food song! this is a great food song!
Perhaps it is not very striking or impressive on first listen. Or even fifth listen. But by listen 12, I've got you. I mean, it isn't as openly weird as a lot of the other food songs. But I think the subtler elements win on this one. I like the growly filter-sweep bass in the first part, and the rattles and hand-claps in part two. And I think the end is about as close to grandiose as I can manage. There are a lot of layers towards the end! It's the least Pizza deserves.
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